THE SULAKISHOP'S DIGITAL ANATOMY

  So today I have decided to start the day by sharing a funny kid experience that still gets me laughing anytime I recount. Some days back, a neighbour asked me for some films and I shared with her on the phone. I also asked her to send me any interesting one on her phone too but her little son suddenly started crying and begging her not to give me. He was making so much noise that I lifted him up and asked him why I should not collect the film. His response astonished me when he simply told me that he would want to watch the film again because it is funny. It took me a very long time to convince him that sharing the film does not take it away from mummy's phone! Any of such experience? Share yours.

  A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the ad lines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER...